Joke


God and Man

  • A man was praying to god.He said 'God' God responded, 'Yes'and the guys ask a question?'
    God : go right ahead.
    Guy : what is a million years to you?,
    God :a million years to me just a second'
    than the man wondered.Than he asked, 'what is the million dollars worth to you?
    God : just a penny.So the man said "God can i have a penny?
    God : ya sure...But just a second.


    A taxi driver

  • A taxi driver driving his taxi with full speed.He moving his taxi on the turn with same speed.Passenger said him,driver, please slow down..Its very dangerous,i'm being afraid.
    Driver : really?Ok just flow me.Keep closed your eyes on the turn just like me..





Best seller book

  • Teacher : what should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
    Student : a girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

    CNN braking

  • CNN BRAKING NEWS
    Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama Bin Laden.FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

    Doctor
  • Doctor : Whats your problem?
    Patient : i can't sleep at night..
    Doctor : Whats the problem?Why you can't sleep?
    Patient : my husband temperament is not good.I've to check him every night..



    Girl and hujur
    • A Girl Asked A Hujur,
      Girl: Can I Kiss My Lover?
      Hujur: Astagfirullah!
      Girl: Can I Kiss My Boy Friend?
      Hu: Naujubillah!
      Girl: Can I Kiss You?
      Hu: Alhamdulillah!



      Aljebra


  • Sir was Teaching a Student Aljebra:
    a=b & b=c Means a=c.
    Sir: Give an Example.
    Student: Sir, I love You & You Love Your Daughter, It Means I Love Your Daughter.



    Another 40years


  • Do You Think I Can Live For Another Fourty Years?
    Do You Drink?
    No!
    Do You Smoke?
    No!
    Do You Visit The Whores?
    No!
    Why Do You Want To Live Another Fourty Years?


    I hate but

  • I Hate It When You Leave,
    But I Would Like To See You Go.


    Teacher

  • Teacher: 'i killed a person' convert it to future tense.
    Student:the future tense is 'you will go to the jail


    I'm thinking of you


  • In the morning i do not eat because i think of you.In the noon i don't eat because i think of you.In the evening i don't eat because i think of you.At night i don't sleep because i'm hungry.



    Kiss and Warning

  • A girl says to her boyfriend..A kiss and i will be yours forever.
    Boy..Thanks for the warning!!


    Baby mosquito